Care and training of the Labrador Retriever  (by Teresa Maro)

Labradors are so calm. 
I can't COUNT how many people think that because MY dogs are well behaved, that Labradors are NATURALLY well behaved and calm dogs. Even at dog shows people stand on the sidelines and say "Oh, what calm dogs! I want one!". This is a MAJOR misconception, and couldn't be further from the truth. Most Labradors are hyper,, some even VERY hyper. They have more energy than you could imagine. Field bred dogs tend to be more hyper than show type dogs, but again, even this isn't always true. Labradors ARE calm, and sweet dogs.. When they are TEN! Actually, I noticed a major change in my 2 older dogs when they each reached between the ages of 2 and 4. But my now 10 yr old dog is STILL able to keep up with our new puppy who is now 5 months old. Labs are notoriously destructive if left to their own devices, because of excess energy. They are able to demolish an entire couch in just an hour, or dig crevices to China in the back yard! They are also full of "puppy crazies" or "Butt tucking". Events where the dog SEEMS to be completely out of control, running all thru the
house as fast as they can. This can continue up until 8 years of age in some of them. So unless you plan to play fetch for hours each day, or get involved in obedience, and/or agility/flyball, then you need to think of another breed. 

Labradors are so behaved. 
Again, this is a major misconception. Labradors are NOT naturally well behaved. They MUST be trained to behave, and because they are usually so hyper, a lot of training. With labs, as with most dogs, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, so before you get a lab, please, research  obedience methods, by reading. If that pup learns the first week not to steal your shoes, then you don't have to worry about being 5 years, still trying to break that bad habit. If you can prevent some of the more common pitfalls of owning dogs, then you can have a well behaved pup MUCH sooner! 

Labradors are hunting dogs, so they are great outside dogs.
Nothing could be further from the truth! Yes, labs are great hunting dogs. They LOVE to retrieve the birds, to track the birds, and to flush the birds. They can swim in the iciest waters with no side affects, but that doesn't mean they are outdoor dogs. If you leave a lab outside all the time, you will have a dog that barks continuously or destroys your yard and home. Labs are EXTREMELY people oriented.  Probably more so than most hunting dogs, and even more so than most "lap" dogs. Your lab will only be happy if you plan to let them sleep at your feet when you are on the computer, or cuddled up watching TV. They should ALWAYS be supervised until they are trustworthy (about 4 years of age). 

Labradors are a dime a dozen, so they are cheaper. 
Well, part of this is true. They ARE a dime a dozen right now. But they are NOT cheaper. If you purchase a backyard bred dog, you will end up paying with health problems. In order to get a GOOD quality lab, you must find someone willing to guarantee the health of their pups. When you get this included guarantee, you are looking at prices from $500-$700. Sure, you can look in the paper and find a litter of lab pups for $100 or so, but trust me, you will end up spending 10X that much at the vet throughout that dog's life. If purchasing a pet store pup, you will not only pay the $500-$700 price, but you COULD end up paying for many of the same health problems that occur in back yard bred pups. 

Labradors have short hair so they won't shed much. 
Wow. This one is a biggie. If you are a neat freak (and I use this term lovingly), and don't like dog hair, this isn't the dog for you. Labs shed year round, a lot, year round. Then twice a year they "Blow Coat". The Labrador has two layers of coat, an outside hard, almost wirey coat, and an underneath, downy, soft coat. When Labs blow coat, their downy, soft coat comes out in CLUMPS. You need to invest in a good vacuum cleaner, and not mind picking hair out of food if you have Labradors! 

Labradors are not good watch dogs. 
I hear this a lot, where people think because labs are big "goofs" that they don't make good watch dogs, so are good in locations where a lot of people go "in and out". Labs make EXCELLENT watch dogs, but develop this talent a bit late, usually around 2 years of age. At this point the dog takes it's responsibilities VERY seriously, and will not only WARN of intruders, but can ATTACK if in the right conditions, i.e., the person acts like they are afraid. Ask the gas man, ask the neighbors, chances are, your dog has shown some major aggressive tendencies when they startle them! Because of this, it's not recommended your Labrador be left outside unattended when you are not home. No need to worry about a lawsuit because the gas man had to read the meter! 

Labradors are great with kids. 
Well, this is true, but it's another one of those things labs must be TAUGHT to do. Most labs ADORE children, but in most cases, have no CLUE how "breakable" kids really are. I'll never forget the screams of the child who opened my door to play with my dog (she was 4 yrs old) and Beauty flattened her. The more the child screamed, the more my dog licked. Beauty at that age did not realize that knocking a child down was unacceptable. She had to be TAUGHT! 

Labradors love their owners, so they won't wander. 
Yikes, what a scary misconception. Labs are notorious for wandering their neighborhoods. I knew one who would jump a 7 foot fence just to say she did it! Another who would wander for miles if given the opportunity. Training and supervision are the only corrections for this behavior! 

Labradors are a clean dog. 
Not really true. While their coat makes them naturally able to clean themselves, their love of water and MUD make them a rather messy dog. You can't bathe them every time they get dirty, or their hair would eventually fall out from dry skin. So you need to just towel them dry, tolerate the smell or dirt for about a day, and the next day they look, feel, and smell better. But until then, you must just learn to tolerate it. Many try to keep their labs off of furniture because of this problem. Either that, or lots of vacuuming is a must. Neat Freaks and these dogs do NOT go hand in hand! 

Labradors are Medium Sized Dog 
Well, they are CLASSED as Medium sized dog. But when in good physical shape, a Labrador weighs in at 75-90lbs. They are SOLID, making them hard to handle if you are not prepared. Obedience training is a MUST or these dogs will walk YOU instead of you walking them. Just recently I handled an untrained 4 yr old FEMALE. I nearly lost my arm, as this solid dog yanked me from one place to another! 

I'll just get an electric fence to contain the dog. 
Well, one of the things about Labradors is they have a HIGH threshold for pain. Most of the people who have Labradors and use these electric/invisible fences later become frustrated by their dog's determination to run through ANYWAY if something of interest passes by. Labradors are very driven, and if a squirrel, bird, or other dog comes by, they WILL go through electric fencing with ease! A yard
fully fenced with such things as HURRICANE fencing, is a MUST. Please remember, this is JUST my opinion. Someone emailed me after reading this, insisting their lab is doing fine with invisible fencing.  But, having seen MOST labs break through it, I stand by my decision that it's not good. But, will specify that it's ONLY my opinion. 

Black Spots on the tongue mean it's not a pure bred lab 
This one is kind of funny. I'm not sure where this old wives tail comes from, but many people seem to think all dogs with black spots are chow mixes. The interesting thing is chows don't HAVE Black tongues, they have PURPLE tongues. If you ever see them, you'll notice the difference. A black spot is nothing more than a birth mark. Just like people, some dogs have them, some don't. :)
 
By:
Teresa Maro